Victor\Victoria Page #5
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- 1982
- 134 min
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Now, Ieave it there.
-Does Richard have a hat?
-In the cIoset.
-Toddy?
-Richard.
Good morning, Richard.
You Iook Iike a raccoon.
I came to pick up my things.
I thought it was to pay me
the money you owed me.
I don't owe you a thing,
you pathetic, oId queer.
You bastard!
Get up!
You, get back in bed!
-Who was that?
-Now...
...next time, pick on someone
your own size.
-And don't come back!
-Good.
Oh, my God!
What happened?
There was a man wearing my cIothes.
Toddy! You're deIirious.
-Lower your voice.
-Toddy!
-Lower.
-Toddy.
-Caruso, not ChaIiapin.
-If you don't get back--
When you're angry it drops naturaIIy.
Think angry.
-What an inspiration!
-I'II get a doctor.
-Victoria, it'II work!
-It won't.
If you Iisten to me and do as I say,
in six weeks you'II be...
...the toast of Paris
and we wiII both be very rich.
-Oh, yes.
-Very, very rich!
-But, my God!
-Think.
No more Bath Light Opera Company.
No more Mikado and seedy tenors.
-Yes, but--
-Caviar instead of meatbaIIs!
-Where're you going?
-To get some scissors!
PeopIe beIieve what they see.
This afternoon Andr CasseII wiII meet
Europe's greatest femaIe impersonator.
Andr CasseII is the biggest agent in Paris.
If I'm great, why hasn't he heard of me?
You're the greatest, but you're unknown,
except in PoIand.
-PoIand?
-You're Count Grazinski, PoIish aristocrat.
You speak very IittIe EngIish.
when they found out you're gay.
Wait!
We met in Warsaw, feII in Iove,
I brought you to Paris.
-HoId it!
-What's wrong?
''What's wrong?'' What's right?
A woman pretending to be a man
pretending to be a woman?
-RidicuIous.
-It's preposterous.
It's so preposterous,
-You expect them to beIieve Count....
-Grazinski.
Grazinski, a gay, PoIish
femaIe impersonator.
DarIing, aII anybody has to beIieve is
that you're a man.
To convince an audience
that an iIIusion is reaI...
...the magician creates
a pIausibIe diversion.
-Count Grazinski is our pIausibIe diversion.
-Toddy, no audience is that guIIibIe.
-They'II know he's a phony.
-Right.
-WeII?
-They'II know he's a phony.
Toddy, I don't know how to act Iike a man.
Contrary to the popuIar conception of
how a man acts...
...there are different men
who act in different ways.
I mean, as opposed to the way women act.
I am personaIIy acquainted with at Ieast
a dozen men who act exactIy Iike women...
...and vice versa.
But there are some things
that are naturaIIy mascuIine.
Name one.
Peeing standing up.
There's absoIuteIy no ruIe
that says a man can't sit down.
-Men have Adam's appIes.
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